“二(🕕)战(🍅)”时期,盟(⛲)军(jun1 )要实施安奇(🏽)奥登陆计划,迫于对一门叫安奇奥大炮(🔧)的超(🎹)级武器的(🛤)忌惮,要派两(liǎng )个精锐(😧)特工(📿)去(qù )摧(👋)毁这门大炮,结(♑)果(guǒ )两个(🚤)傻逼被派了(le )去,最后(hòu )经(🛍)过一(yī )连串搞笑事(✳)件,阴(🛹)差阳(yáng )错的最后完成了(le )任务(🗑)。 片(🙁)段(😻)一:德国(🐶)人(🥀)在北非布置了一(yī )个(⏺)陷阱(jǐng ),准备了(le )一幅(fú )假的防御工事(shì )地图让这二个士兵带(dài )回去。他们却阴(✋)差(chà )(🐑)阳(yáng )错的拿走了真的地图,最终赢(⏰)得了战(zhàn )役(yì )(🥫)。 (🧤)片段二:他们化(💠)装成管道(dào )(🤳)工潜(🥕)入德军在意大利的(de )司令部(🗳),给(gěi )他们卫(wèi )生间的管(🍑)道(👊)修(xiū )得(dé )乱七八糟,把将军淋了个落(luò )汤鸡。将军(jun1 )(💅)去换衣服(fú ),拉开抽(chōu )屉发现(💿)一套新的(de )军服,于是(shì )洗(xǐ )头洗(👌)脸准(zhǔn )备(bèi )换(huàn )上新(xīn )军(💸)服的时(🍽)候闭着眼把脸(🔎)盆里(lǐ )的脏水倒进抽屉里(lǐ )了(le )(柜(📞)子旁边有一个废水桶)。那个将(jiāng )军(jun1 )(🔪)是最主(zhǔ )(🛃)要(⏺)的一个配角,很有意思。到(dào )影片结束(shù )前1分钟,都没有(yǒu )一(🐈)句台(🍯)词。最后说了一句“谢谢”。 片段(duàn )三:德军有一门(mén )超级大炮俯视着联军将要(yào )登(dēng )(🎁)陆的(⛎)海(hǎi )滩(🍝)。这二个士兵居(🔮)然化(huà )装成希(🏁)特勒和随从,去视察大(dà )(😂)炮,把大(🐼)炮(🕤)炸掉(diào )了。 (🌲) (🌽)In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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